Exhibit 1. Grey greatness
Exhibit 2: Add more grey and increase the phatness.
Exhibits 3 and 4: Go black with stripes or just plain and kick up the phatness. My preference is 3 and 4. I like the phat booty creepshots in the plain black or striped yoga pants. we can call thank @myfriendpenis for these additions to his Hall of Fame wall.